25 Most famous Bollywood dialogues in IT/Software Industry


Bollywood is in our blood. We always like to correlate the situation of our life with the scene of any movie.  Someone like to act like a hero and someone love to be villain.

Here are the list of 25 famous Bollywood dialogues, I have  replaced the original words in these dialogues with some funny (or not so funny) situations in day-to-day life of IT/Software corporate world.

All hard-wired and soft-wired people, take a fun ride of these humorous responses of your life –

  1. Client/Customer is always rowdy. His requirements are as miserable as rowdy Akshay Kumar’s mind; He don’t mind to do the things that he never mentioned. bkd akshay kumar
  2. And this is how…people would like to introduce their self. Product name is enough to present their achievements in past.bkd - wednesday
  3. Here is the project manager…eagerly asking about deployment dates to his team members.bkd - gabbar-holi
  4. Investigation of some missed defects is not less interesting than this legendary scene of Sholay where Gabbar is ragging Kalia and his mates. Don’t forget to read the whole conversation 🙂bkd- gabbar and kaliya
  5. Here is the responses of QA to his team about missed defects after postmortem is done.bkd - pan singh tomar
  6. This is the story of every project. Developer and QA are like cat and mouse and their fight turn into most interesting drama of software project. Khamosh…Shatrughan Sinha can better describe this in his famous dialogue BKD - shatrughan sinha
  7. Not …drama of QA and developer is not over yet…Mr. Amitabh Bachhan and Shashi Kapoor would also like to contribute in this fight of moral and values.bkd - amitabh and shahsi in deewar
  8. How can we forget our beloved BABUJI and his SANSKARS. Please excuse QA for some time; this is the fight between two developers on integration defect and SANSKAR of BABUJI are perfect to explain this situation –bkd - ham sath sath hain
  9. Lets bring the QA back into action; He is afraid of rejection of defect.bkd - shahid kapur
  10. Here is the angry developer asking QA to not let the manager know about defects.bkd - dharmendra in shole
  11. Here is the developer get irritated by Data base administrator who always missed to deploy/execute the correct SQL scripts.bkd - sonakshi-sinha_640x480_61427872705
  12. This is the most common word of any team lead to his team for the importance of unit testing of code.bkd - shahrukh khan
  13. Vijay Dennanath Chauhan as project manager is terrifying a fresher who is joining IT industry and client call first time.bkd - amitabh-zanjeer-read
  14. Code reviews are always important…Only lover like Rajkumar of Pakeeza can explain it beautifully what the love for defect free code is …bkd - rajkumar in pakeeza
  15. Saudagar Rajkumar is not a lover but a calm boss also. What a cool manner he is discussing the appraisals with his subordinate …bkd - rajkapur in saudagar
  16. Here is USULO wala devloper who is very much obsessed with back-end technologies only and prefer to work on data base and sql scripts instead of UIbkd - dabur seth
  17. Server administration is the backbone of any project. Once he is down; no one can live happily.bkd - jay kant shikre
  18. The Philosophy of Anand Rajesh Khanna is for everyone in the IT industry. Keep the task status updated …Don’t mind about taskbkd - rajeshkhanna
  19. One last from QA and developer. Most painful situation of the developer’s life is Defect is reproducible in QA’s machine not his. So neither he can fix it nor he can close it.bkd - kuchh kuchh hota he
  20. Meanwhile…hidden expression of an engineer with no project (on bench) for HRbkd - gabbar and thakur
  21. Expression of a project manager after successful delivery of projectbkd - mogambo
  22. On the other side…desperation of project manager on failure of projectbkd - ranjhana
  23. No…we are not leaving on-site coordinator. Only Anarkali of Mugal-e-Azam can understand the pain of himbkd - akbar
  24. Here is the most owckward situation in IT industry…An issue reproduces in customer demo…not during internal testingbkd - Salman-Khan-Kick
  25. Last but not least…Reaction of a Hitler project manager on the last day of his team memberbkd - ja simran ja

Don’t forget to mention your views on this article and let us know if we missed any:)

Disclaimer – All images used in this article are copied from Google Search. Author edited and added the text in these images.

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“बरामदे की धूप” available in book format


bkd_back_pagebkd front pageIts an year and so, I haven’t update anything in blog. But good news is that I was trying to publish the content of blog in the form of book…and result is fruitful. All the poems of this blog are available in the form of book and e-book.You can buy it from online websites.

Hope all my readers love this sunshine of gallery.

And yes…this year I will be active…promise.

Here are the links of book.
Flipkart:
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बरसो हुए


कल वाले दिन अब परसों हुए
उस जुनू को जिये बरसो हुए

दिन कटता था जिसके दीदार में
उस इश्क़ को किये बरसो हुए

वो भी क्या दिन थे
लगता हैं सब कल परसों हुए

हाथो में हाथ हसीना का साथ
उसे बाँहों में भरे बरसो हुए

जिस मंज़र से की थी इस क़दर चाहत हमने
उस गली से गुजरे बरसो हुए

याद करता हैं वो चौक का चौकीदार हमें
इस मोहल्ले में चोरी हुए बरसो हुए

“ठाकुर” आ जाओ तुम फिर से अपने रंग में
कि तुम्हे भी किसी का दिल चुराये बरसो हुए

आशिकों कि ज़मात में एक तुम्हारा भी नाम हो
जो मिटाए ना मिटे फिर कितने भी बरसो हुए

“Be an angel and save the life”


I used to travel fifty kilometer daily to reach my office. During this time, I meet several people who does the same travelling everyday like me, and this travel provide us enough opportunity to learn and understand the people from spectrum of interesting characters. One of my friends from same group used to take a bottle of petrol with him. I asked him why he carries such a dangerous thing and he replied with very surprising answer. He runs a collection agency and he has to travel a lot due to work. On highways, he finds many bike riders who push their vehicle due to finishing fuel. My friends pour the little amount of petrol into their tank so that their bike can reach at nearest fuel pump. I was not sure whether he is helping many people by this way. However, by travelling with him, I have witnessed that he helped at least one person in every week. His philosophy is very simple -“I don’t have time to search for a needy people and help him, so I started helping the needy person who automatically comes in my way”

I am not suggesting anyone to carry a fuel bottle, but my intention of writing this article is same as my friend’s philosophy – -“Nobody has time to find the needy people, so let’s help the needy person who automatically comes on our way.”

Few of my colleagues at office have done something with similar intention. They have design an app – “Save the Life”. It is a simple app, which asks you about your contact number, location and blood group. By registering in app, you will become the voluntary blood donor. In case, any person in your city or town has emergency requirement of blood, he can contact you by this app. same way you can also find several voluntary blood donor, who can come at your doorstep in just three clicks at this app. However, this dream of my friends can turn into reality only when we have lakhs of voluntary blood donor spreads in every corner of country. That is why I wrote this post; it is my humble request everyone to download this app and become a voluntary blood donor.

India has a blood deficit of 30L units every year. 90 L units are collected every year and out of which 40% is sold (paid donors), 40% is donated by family and friends of needy and only 20% is voluntary.

Blood is not for SALE and we should have 100% voluntary blood donor.

Our Mission –“100% blood donation through Voluntary blood donors and Just in Time availability of donor with just 3 clicks.”

I need your help to spread the word in your acquaintances/groups/alumni network/ Corporate HR or anywhere in your area of influence.

Some assurance about the app “Save The Life” –

  • It will not show any advertisement on your mobile screen
  • It will not steal and sell any of your personal information
  • It will not cost more at phone memory and internet plan. Hardly 3 to 4 MBs download; nothing else.
  • “Save The Life” team is not accepting any funding from anyone

Look forward for all-possible help from everyone and everywhere, so that we can help the needy who automatically come at our way rather than spending energy in finding needy people. Moreover, it will also give us satisfaction that we help a person when he needed our help badly; like my travelling friend who works like an angel for the poor helpless man in dark night, bad weather, blank highway, empty fuel tank and hurry to reach home.

रहे ना ज़रूरत कभी खून को खरीदने की
ज़िंदगी के लिए मानवता को भटकने की…

खुदा के लिए


इस दुनिया में कुछ सच्चो को छोड़ दो
भगवान के लिए बच्चों को छोड़ दो !

करता हूँ सजदा जहाँ मैं वो मज़ार तोड़ दो
खुदा के लिए पर ये मासूम गुलज़ार छोड़ दो !

बैर अगर बुजुर्गों का हैं तो सजा बच्चों को क्यों
रोशनी के लिए कोई तो मशाल छोड़ दो !

जानते हैं नासमझ है नफरत तुम्हारी
पर नासमझी की भी कोई हद तो छोड़ दो !

इंसानियत की तो बात करना ही अब बेकार हैं
पर खुदा के लिए खुदा के तो निशान छोड़ दो !

बहुत हो चुका ये बरस बर्बरता का
जाते जाते तो प्यार के पैगाम छोड़ दो !

“ठाकुर” तुम अंदाजा भी नही लगा सकते उस बाप के दर्द को
जिसके घर में उसके जिगर के जनाजे को छोड़ दो !