अभिनय की चाय


बात ज्यादा पुरानी नहीं हैं, यही कोई जनवरी का महीना था |  मैं चाय बना रहा था और टीवी पर बालीवुड के अभिनेताओ की तुलना करते हुए कोई कार्यक्रम चल रहा था | वो अभिनेताओ को १, २, ३ ऐसे क्रम में बाँट रहे थे | खैर मुझे तो किसी भी कला में नाम कमा रहे लोगो में किसी को पहले नंबर पर रखना, किसी को दुसरे नंबर पर रखना कभी भी पसंद नहीं हैं, क्योकि मैं समझता हूँ कि कला एक साधना हैं कोई प्रतियोगिता नहीं | पर टीवी पर चल रही उस बहस ने मुझे एक कमाल का तुलनात्मक अध्ययन करने को प्रेरित किया | मैंने चाय बनाते हुए अभी के समय में लोकप्रिय ५ अभिनेताओ के अभिनय पर बारीकी से सोचा और ये रोचक निष्कर्ष निकाला –

  • सलमान खान – आप उन्हें पसंद करे या ना करे, पर निस्संदेह वो अभी के समय के सबसे बड़े स्टार हैं | एक अभिनेता के तौर पर लोकप्रिय बनाने वाला हर रसायन उनके व्यक्तित्व में मौजूद हैं | उनका अभिनय चाय की खुशबु के सामान हैं | आप चाहे जितना भी पानी डाले, दूध मिलाये, शक्कर और पत्ती से उकाले पर अंत में पीने वाले का मन तो उस चाय की खुशबु से ही भर जाना हैं | और लोग उस खुशबू के इतने दीवाने हैं कि वो सोचते ही नहीं कि चाय का रंग कैसा हैं, स्वाद कैसा हैं | उन्हें तो बस खुशबू का आनंद लेना हैं और उसी में खो जाना हैं |
  • शाहरुख़ खान – शाहरुख़ खान का अभिनय चाय को आँच पर रखकर दी जाने वाली उकाली जैसा हैं | एक अभिनेता के तौर पर उनकी मौजूदगी इस बात का प्रमाण हैं कि फिल्म रूपी चाय बहुत उकलने वाली हैं | और इतना उकलने के बाद जब दर्शक इस चाय को पीता हैं तो उसे एकदम गहरे रंग की कड़क और झन्नाटेदार चाय का अहसास होता हैं | असल में शाहरुख़ के अभिनय में तीव्रता इतनी अधिक हैं कि फिल्म की दूसरी बाते बहुत पीछे छुट जाती हैं और दर्शक महसूस करते हैं तो उनके द्वारा निभाया गया किरदार | फिर चाहे वो डर/बाज़ीगर का सरफिरा आशिक हो या डीडीएलजे/कुछ कुछ होता हैं का बिंदास प्रेमी, कोच कबीर खान हो या मेजर राम…हर किरदार इतना उकाली लिया हुआ प्रतीत होता हैं कि देखने वाले को बस शाहरुख़ और शाहरुख़ ही याद रहते हैं |
  • आमिर खान – आमिर खान का अभिनय तौल-मौल कर बनायीं गयी उस चाय के जैसा हैं जिसमे सब कुछ बराबर हैं | चाय, शक्कर, दूध, पानी, अदरक और आँच – सब कुछ बराबर मात्रा में मिलाने के बाद जब इस चाय को कोई पीता हैं तो उसे संपूर्ण चाय का अहसास होता हैं | चाय का रंग, कड़कपन, मिठास, गर्माहट सब कुछ एकदम परफेक्ट लगता हैं | एक अभिनेता के तौर पर आमिर अपने आप को तो बहुत पीछे छोड़ देते हैं और कहानी में पूरी तरह रमे दिखाई देते हैं | इसीलिए तो फिल्म देखने के बाद लोगो को याद रहती हैं तो एक कहानी और उससे जुड़ा हर एक किरदार, ना कि आमिर खान | आप देख लीजिये कभी भी लगान, थ्री इडीयट, जो जीता वही सिकंदर या पीके, ये अपने आप में इतनी सम्पूर्णता वाली फिल्मे हैं कि आपको इनसे जुड़े हर एक किरदार, हर एक छोटी सी छोटी बातो से प्यार हो जाता हैं |
  • अक्षय कुमार – अक्षय कुमार का अभिनय पत्ती जैसा हैं | दूध चाहे जितना भी पड़े, पानी कितना भी मिले, शकर हो या ना हो और आँच बराबर लगे या ना लगे, रंग तो पत्ती को ही जमाना हैं | और अगर दूध, पानी और आँच भी बराबर मिल जाये तो इस चाय के क्या कहने | एक अभिनेता के तौर पर अक्षय कुमार में सब कुछ हैं, चालाकी भी तो मासूमियत भी, पौरुषता हैं तो भावुकता भी, अल्हड़ता हैं तो परिपक्वता भी | हर एक किरदार में अक्षय कुमार अपना एक अलग रंग दिखाते हैं और अपनी ऊर्जावान व्यक्तित्व से प्रभावित करते हैं | इसीलिए तो कुछ बेसिर-पैर की फिल्मो में भी अक्षय कुमार गज़ब का रंग जमाते हैं | और जब उन्हें अच्छी पटकथा और निर्देशन मिले तो वो इतना कमाल कर जाते हैं कि हर कोई यही बोलता हैं कि ये किरदार अगर अक्षय कुमार के अलावा के अलावा किसी और ने किया होता तो शायद वो मजा नहीं आता |
  • अजय देवगन – साधारण से दिखने वाले इस अभिनेता का अभिनय अदरक जैसा हैं, जिसे गली-मोहल्ले के कोने में मिट्टी से उखाड़ लिया हो और कूटकर चाय में उकाल दिया हो | और जब इस चाय को कोई पीता हैं तो चाय कि चुस्कियो के साथ गले में वो गज़ब का अहसास होता हैं कि हर कोई उस अदरक का कायल हो जाता हैं | अजय देवगन की खलिश भरी आवाज़ और समंदर से गहरी आँखे गज़ब का प्रभाव उत्पन्न करती हैं | इसीलिए तो ऐश्वर्या राय और सलमान खान की मौजूदगी से सजी रंग-रंगीली फिल्म “हम दिल दे चुके सनम” देखकर निकले दर्शको को कुछ याद नहीं रहता सिवाय अजय देवगन के भाव-प्रणय अभिनय के | गंगाज़ल देखकर निकले दर्शक अपने अन्दर भ्रष्टाचार और अराजकता के प्रति गज़ब का गुस्सा महसूस करते हैं और हाल ही में दृश्यम देखने के बाद तो अजय देवगन हमको भी रटवा कर ही मानते हैं – २ अक्तूबर को हम पणजी गये थे नित्यानंद जी के प्रवचन सुनने |

खैर मेरी चाय तो इस ख्याल के साथ ही पक चुकी थी | आप भी आनंद लीजियेगा इस चाय का और बताइयेगा कि कैसी लगी ये पेशकश |

 

Percentage of Truth


I know I am not good in analysis of facts because facts and feel may or may not reach at same conclusion. Here whatever be analysis I am showing is based on feel. Again, I am writing on very tough topic – truth. But I want to burn my hands in this analysis so that readers can understand my feel with these facts shown in graph. Truth is always universal but its interpretation is different by different souls and I firmly believe what our soul says is always 100% true. But listening our soul is always a difficult task because we are surrounded with the senses like ears and eyes which alter the truth. If not alter then also, these senses hides some percentage of truth and highlight remaining percentage of truth. Master of all these senses is our mind; he manipulates, mirrored, expand or narrowed the truth. These all senses act like some experts  debating on news channels for exploration for truth. But Truth is always there inside the human being, different people named it differently – soul, dharma, aatma, rooh, sixth sense etc etc.

So here is my analysis. Do let me know in comments section  if you think otherwise –

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25 Most famous Bollywood dialogues in IT/Software Industry


Bollywood is in our blood. We always like to correlate the situation of our life with the scene of any movie.  Someone like to act like a hero and someone love to be villain.

Here are the list of 25 famous Bollywood dialogues, I have  replaced the original words in these dialogues with some funny (or not so funny) situations in day-to-day life of IT/Software corporate world.

All hard-wired and soft-wired people, take a fun ride of these humorous responses of your life –

  1. Client/Customer is always rowdy. His requirements are as miserable as rowdy Akshay Kumar’s mind; He don’t mind to do the things that he never mentioned. bkd akshay kumar
  2. And this is how…people would like to introduce their self. Product name is enough to present their achievements in past.bkd - wednesday
  3. Here is the project manager…eagerly asking about deployment dates to his team members.bkd - gabbar-holi
  4. Investigation of some missed defects is not less interesting than this legendary scene of Sholay where Gabbar is ragging Kalia and his mates. Don’t forget to read the whole conversation 🙂bkd- gabbar and kaliya
  5. Here is the responses of QA to his team about missed defects after postmortem is done.bkd - pan singh tomar
  6. This is the story of every project. Developer and QA are like cat and mouse and their fight turn into most interesting drama of software project. Khamosh…Shatrughan Sinha can better describe this in his famous dialogue BKD - shatrughan sinha
  7. Not …drama of QA and developer is not over yet…Mr. Amitabh Bachhan and Shashi Kapoor would also like to contribute in this fight of moral and values.bkd - amitabh and shahsi in deewar
  8. How can we forget our beloved BABUJI and his SANSKARS. Please excuse QA for some time; this is the fight between two developers on integration defect and SANSKAR of BABUJI are perfect to explain this situation –bkd - ham sath sath hain
  9. Lets bring the QA back into action; He is afraid of rejection of defect.bkd - shahid kapur
  10. Here is the angry developer asking QA to not let the manager know about defects.bkd - dharmendra in shole
  11. Here is the developer get irritated by Data base administrator who always missed to deploy/execute the correct SQL scripts.bkd - sonakshi-sinha_640x480_61427872705
  12. This is the most common word of any team lead to his team for the importance of unit testing of code.bkd - shahrukh khan
  13. Vijay Dennanath Chauhan as project manager is terrifying a fresher who is joining IT industry and client call first time.bkd - amitabh-zanjeer-read
  14. Code reviews are always important…Only lover like Rajkumar of Pakeeza can explain it beautifully what the love for defect free code is …bkd - rajkumar in pakeeza
  15. Saudagar Rajkumar is not a lover but a calm boss also. What a cool manner he is discussing the appraisals with his subordinate …bkd - rajkapur in saudagar
  16. Here is USULO wala devloper who is very much obsessed with back-end technologies only and prefer to work on data base and sql scripts instead of UIbkd - dabur seth
  17. Server administration is the backbone of any project. Once he is down; no one can live happily.bkd - jay kant shikre
  18. The Philosophy of Anand Rajesh Khanna is for everyone in the IT industry. Keep the task status updated …Don’t mind about taskbkd - rajeshkhanna
  19. One last from QA and developer. Most painful situation of the developer’s life is Defect is reproducible in QA’s machine not his. So neither he can fix it nor he can close it.bkd - kuchh kuchh hota he
  20. Meanwhile…hidden expression of an engineer with no project (on bench) for HRbkd - gabbar and thakur
  21. Expression of a project manager after successful delivery of projectbkd - mogambo
  22. On the other side…desperation of project manager on failure of projectbkd - ranjhana
  23. No…we are not leaving on-site coordinator. Only Anarkali of Mugal-e-Azam can understand the pain of himbkd - akbar
  24. Here is the most owckward situation in IT industry…An issue reproduces in customer demo…not during internal testingbkd - Salman-Khan-Kick
  25. Last but not least…Reaction of a Hitler project manager on the last day of his team memberbkd - ja simran ja

Don’t forget to mention your views on this article and let us know if we missed any:)

Disclaimer – All images used in this article are copied from Google Search. Author edited and added the text in these images.

“बरामदे की धूप” available in book format


bkd_back_pagebkd front pageIts an year and so, I haven’t update anything in blog. But good news is that I was trying to publish the content of blog in the form of book…and result is fruitful. All the poems of this blog are available in the form of book and e-book.You can buy it from online websites.

Hope all my readers love this sunshine of gallery.

And yes…this year I will be active…promise.

Here are the links of book.
Flipkart:
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Infibeam:

“Be an angel and save the life”


I used to travel fifty kilometer daily to reach my office. During this time, I meet several people who does the same travelling everyday like me, and this travel provide us enough opportunity to learn and understand the people from spectrum of interesting characters. One of my friends from same group used to take a bottle of petrol with him. I asked him why he carries such a dangerous thing and he replied with very surprising answer. He runs a collection agency and he has to travel a lot due to work. On highways, he finds many bike riders who push their vehicle due to finishing fuel. My friends pour the little amount of petrol into their tank so that their bike can reach at nearest fuel pump. I was not sure whether he is helping many people by this way. However, by travelling with him, I have witnessed that he helped at least one person in every week. His philosophy is very simple -“I don’t have time to search for a needy people and help him, so I started helping the needy person who automatically comes in my way”

I am not suggesting anyone to carry a fuel bottle, but my intention of writing this article is same as my friend’s philosophy – -“Nobody has time to find the needy people, so let’s help the needy person who automatically comes on our way.”

Few of my colleagues at office have done something with similar intention. They have design an app – “Save the Life”. It is a simple app, which asks you about your contact number, location and blood group. By registering in app, you will become the voluntary blood donor. In case, any person in your city or town has emergency requirement of blood, he can contact you by this app. same way you can also find several voluntary blood donor, who can come at your doorstep in just three clicks at this app. However, this dream of my friends can turn into reality only when we have lakhs of voluntary blood donor spreads in every corner of country. That is why I wrote this post; it is my humble request everyone to download this app and become a voluntary blood donor.

India has a blood deficit of 30L units every year. 90 L units are collected every year and out of which 40% is sold (paid donors), 40% is donated by family and friends of needy and only 20% is voluntary.

Blood is not for SALE and we should have 100% voluntary blood donor.

Our Mission –“100% blood donation through Voluntary blood donors and Just in Time availability of donor with just 3 clicks.”

I need your help to spread the word in your acquaintances/groups/alumni network/ Corporate HR or anywhere in your area of influence.

Some assurance about the app “Save The Life” –

  • It will not show any advertisement on your mobile screen
  • It will not steal and sell any of your personal information
  • It will not cost more at phone memory and internet plan. Hardly 3 to 4 MBs download; nothing else.
  • “Save The Life” team is not accepting any funding from anyone

Look forward for all-possible help from everyone and everywhere, so that we can help the needy who automatically come at our way rather than spending energy in finding needy people. Moreover, it will also give us satisfaction that we help a person when he needed our help badly; like my travelling friend who works like an angel for the poor helpless man in dark night, bad weather, blank highway, empty fuel tank and hurry to reach home.

रहे ना ज़रूरत कभी खून को खरीदने की
ज़िंदगी के लिए मानवता को भटकने की…

Rain, Rainbow and marriage


No matter how much we love women, we need some special skill to understand them. It’s not the thing they are complex in nature, but they are different to think-off, especially for men. Men and women, both is different creature of god, but when they get together, it’s a moment where god also watches the super drama of his own castings. I am using word drama here just because the relation of husband and wife is like rainbow of life which exhibit all colors of life in very fascinating manner. Love, romance, argument, discussion, anger, emotional, excitement, disappointment, patience, expectation, fun, tease, chase, hope…a married man taste all the emotion of life under one roof only. But I must say I am amateur to write on this topic as I am fresh entrant in the married club. Old man said that a new wedding is like rainbow after heavy rain, weather is peaceful and very exciting. As the time passes, rainbow colors came to the earth in green, white, gray, blue and black shade too. Well…Whatever be its color and impact, rain, rainbow and marriages are essential for man and his life. It fertile the earth, colored it and give meaning to its existence.

I started my word with the difference in man and woman’s thinking and I have a very interesting incident to share. It was pleasant morning of Manali when I asked my wife to get ready for tracking. On the way I found myself hungry and we have some bananas in our bucket. One fine and alone place we took halt to eat something. I opened the bucket and with the overdose of ‘ladies first’ manners, I cut and offer one banana to her. She refused with the gesture that she is not hungry and also not interested in eating something. I uncovered the banana and started eating it. She looked at me with smile and strangeness at face. I thought she didn’t like the way I am eating the banana as I was very hungry and ate complete banana in three bytes and forty second. In the curse of hunger, I cut the second banana but behaved gently with this banana. I took the first byte and again found my wife looking with the same face at me.  This time I got confused, I left the wild boyish attitude, turned gentle man and still she was making strange face. Don’t know what I thought but I offered the second byte of the banana to her. She inclined towards me and grabbed the banana byte from my hand. She got happy like a child was given Cadbury after so much waiting. We ate three bananas like this and she was happy more than the M S Dhoni when he won the world cup. I asked her that why she refused banana at first if she was also hungry. She told me that she was waited for me to ask from my banana. I couldn’t digest her fact but liked her act as she wanted to make this boring banana eating activity so romantic. (it also made me think about famous Cadbury ad where chocolate is shared with strange people…eeee…so unhygienic but touching advertisement). Well…this is not the only thing, there are a lot moment that a man can’t think and woman make them feel. May be some day, I may share few more interesting moments like this as I just entered in span of life where a man  encounter the most beautiful and colorful face of his life.  AAMIN !

After wonderful incident, I want to share one amazing fact. My mother told me that first movie she watched with my father after marriage was ‘Kranti’ (remember Manoj Kumar, Dilip Kumar and HemaMalini starrer 80’s movie). I laughed at this fact as why they choose such a movie with so negative and violent name just after their wedding. After thirty years, when I went to watch my first movie after marriage, name of the movie was ‘Ek Villain’( Again, a negative and disappointing name ) There was no Kranti happened in my parents’ life and they are very much happy with together so I am also hopeful that no one turned villain in our love story too J(don’t look at me, I am waiting for television to broad cast ‘Main Tera Hero’ movie so that we can overcome the negative effect) AAMIN !

One last thing to give finishing touch…In Manali, our hotel offered us luxury room, tasty food, comfortable stay, prompt service, apple garden to visit, beautiful window view, discotheque, games (badminton, roller scatting, computer games, table tennis) to play and books to read…but what I liked most was… free wifi connection. (Now you can understand why girls don’t prefer engineer husband 🙂 )

 

 

Alok Nath Jokes


My Contribution to Alok Nath Jokes…100% original and 101% fresh.

  1. Alok Nath has filed a case for the royalty from all the truck owners who printed this line on their truck – “BABUJEE main aa gayi”
  2. Alok nath hangs a “GHANTA” at the entrance of his house because he treats “GHAR EK MANDIR”
  3. Alok Nath tied all his family members by rope because “wo pariwar ko bandhkar rakhne me vishwas rakhte he”
  4. Alok nath always called his wife as – “Suniye Samdhanjee”
  5. Once Alok Nath was arrested for gender test of his unborn baby. He wanted to kill his “BOY-BABY” because it will not produce the opportunity of KANYADAN for him.
  6. Alok nath refuses to attend Karan Johar’s wedding because he only does “Kanyadan” in marriages.
  7. Alok Nath supports Rahul Gandhi because he believes in “PARIVAR-VAD”
  8. Once Alok Nath was walking very slow…because a song was playing on radio “babuji jara dheere chalo bijli khadi yaha bijali khadi”
  9. Salman Khan – “I am still virgin babuji.”  Alok Nath – “Bas tune hi mere sanskaro ka man rakha Prem beta”
  10. Once Alok Nath went to his daughter’s home and he was thirsty …but he drink “DARU” at her home instead of water…because “wo apni beti ke ghar ka pani bhi nahi peeta”
  11. Guess the name of daughters of Alok Nath – Pooja, Aarati, Bhakti, Bhawna, Aastha, Maryada, Tapasya…
  12. If Alok Nath was the hero of Chennai Express, his dialogue would be – “Don’t underestimate the power of FAMILY-MAN”
  13. Alok Nath makes love to his girlfriend by kissing her feet….because he believes in “CHARAN SPARSH”
  14. During his wedding, all the family members of Alok nath and his wife took the PHERE around AGNI, because he thinks “shadi do logo ka nahi, do parivaro ka milan hain”
  15. Alok Nath’s favorite song – hawan karenge…hawan karenge…
  16. Once Alok Nath was travelling in train without ticket and caught by ticket checker. He didn’t have money, so when ticket checker asked for fine, Alok Nath pull out his turban(pagdi) and put at the feet of ticket checker, and said – “ab meri izzat apke hi hatho me hain TT babu”
  17. Ek bar Mallika Sherawat ne ek movie me Alok Nath ki beti ka role kiya ….aur us movie me Alok Nath ne mallika ke kapde apne bhagwan ko bhi pahna diye.
  18. Mohnish Behal had decided to do positive role in the movies only if Alok Nath plays the role of his father.
  19. Once Ranjeet came to Alok Nath’s home with intention to rape his daughter. But Ranjeet dropped the idea because Alok Nath treat guest as god. He did AARATI of Ranjeet at the entrance and washed his feet. Later he served him dinner also.
  20. Alok Nath is the only man in India who is allowed to paste his family photographs at passport, PAN card and Aadhar card.
  21. Alok Nath has requested bank locker to put his daughter in it. Because he believes “Beti to paraya DHAN hoti hain.”
  22. Alok Nath was awarded as “MALE NIRUPA ROY” by the government of India.